Conversations

As I walk out of class, I see my friend."You're the most un-asian friend I have."
"huh?"
"Remember the time when we were eating noodles at Aberdeen center? you had noodles all over the table."
"..."
"You are so clumsy."
"I'm sorry if I'm not Asian enough for your liking."

On my way to the bus loop, with friend."Why don't you want to live with your mom?"
"How old are you?"
"22."
"You're 22. Would you like to live with your mom?"
"No."